This is just too funny...

From the Bill Simmons Chat Transcript:

Jim (NY): How long until Heidi from The Hills hits Cinemax? Three years is the Vegas over/under.

Bill Simmons: Three years? I give it 9 months. The only question is whether she'll play the young sexy widow who may or may not have killed her husband, or the young sexy detective who just broke up with her partner and now is going undercover in the world of high-class hookers.

and separately...

John (Fort Lauderdale): Is it OK to physically assault someone who hits on 13 against a 6 and ends up taking the dealer's bust card?

Bill Simmons: As far as I'm concerned, absolutely ... I think that blackjack should be like driving, you should be required to get a license to be allowed to play.