Andy's Nuggets of Wisdom: The Tramp Stamp

Today, Andy touches on the correlation between body art and nymphomania, along with how the kids these days have no shame...

Have you ever noticed that girls that have tattoos on their lower backs tend to be nymphomaniacs? I'm just basing this on the girls whose lower back tattoos I've seen, and they love the sex. Two of the girls at my office have it, the one first had sex at 14, and the other had her daughter when she was 16. I look like freakin straight edge compared to these girls. I blame Britney Spears.